Not coming anytime soon

Well, no big surprise but Baby Azer is just not ready to meet you. I am sorry, but he is very stubborn and enjoying his rest and relaxation and cannot be bothered. He has clearly posted a "Do Not Disturb" sign, requested a late check-out and would appreciate your cooperation.

I just got back from the doctor, who basically said it was not even worth examining me for effacement or dilation because there were no signs that anything would have changed since last week, except that my belly grew 3 cm (have I mentioned the stretch marks, because I am definitely guilting this baby over those ugly monsters, can you say tummy tuck?). His best guess is that this baby will be late (as most first babies are) and that I should stay in the pool as much as possible. So, it appears I have another month or so before this baby makes his appearance. Already a divo, I love it. (What I am not loving is this heat and swelling, not very fun.)